June.
It’s officially June ladies and gentleman. The month of:
- My cousin visiting from California
- Beach with the boyfriend
- Graduation parties
- FUN. concert with friends
and to top it all off…
MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
I’m pumped to say the least.
Guys
I don’t mean only guys, I mean guys and girls. I’ve had dranks tonight, and just wanted to tell everyone I totally rode a mechanical bull today. It was awesome. That is all. More dranks. Peaccccceeee bro.
Drunk Chronicles
Went to bed at 6:30am.
Woke up at 10am.
Walked downstairs to find the rest of hungover housemates.
Cupcake smashed on the wall and sprinkles on the floor cleaned up.
Fuck.
Ginger Ale and saltines for breakfast.
Recalling details of last night.
Fuck.
Looked at pictures from last night.
Fuck.
Housemate comes upstairs still drunk.
Gets on the phone with hungover friend.
He’s bringing eggs after he showers.
Oh wait, people are having sex in the shower.
He’s bringing eggs.
Recalling more details of the night.
Stumbe-fucking-lina.


